The tree is trimmed with tinsel and baubles of every imaginable colour. Excitement fills the air as today’s the Christmas party and you're going to have fun, food, frivolity and meet the big man himself........SANTA CLAUS.
Your Mum and Dad have spent weeks getting you to behave with the warning, “Santa's watching!” and at last, the moment you've been dreaming of is here.
You've played games, had food and now sit here with your friends knowing HE is coming. Wriggling in your seats unable to stay still, everyone is just so excited, then suddenly there is the sound of bells....SLEIGH BELLS!
“HE’S HERE! HE’S HERE!” you all scream, little hearts beating fit to burst, the door opens, you're now at fever pitch and in walks SANTA!
Santa’s not got dark hair!
Why is his beard made of cotton wool?
Why is he wearing a pair of cheap trainers?
Why is he so thin?
Why does he look so young?
Why does he smell like dad on Saturday night?
You have so many questions but sadly, there's only one possible answer...